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UNIX HUMOR




TABLE OF CONTENTS


The contents have been pseudo-randomized with a C++ script for no particular reason.



  • New Unix Man Pages
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  • Unix chdir program
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  • Assembly Language Commands
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  • 100 Things said by Sysadmin
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  • Diary of an AOL Luser
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  • The History of DOS
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  • NULL-The Ultimate Computer Language
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  • Hippocratic Oath of Software Engineers
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  • Windows95 vs. Jesus Christ
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  • Win95 Upgrade Source Code
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  • True History of the Net
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  • Top 50 Geek Slogans
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  • Win95 Source Code Revealed
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  • Unix who(1)'s on what(1)?
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  • Unix was a Program Gone Bad
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  • You're from Silicon Valley If...
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  • Top 10 Features of Windows97
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  • THE List of Bill Gates Quotes
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  • Riki Lake Interviews Bill Gates
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  • Program Development Terminology
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  • The Problem with HAL
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  • New Option for IBM-compat. PC
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  • New Computer Languages
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  • Microsoft Releases Joe-Bob Software
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  • The Laws of Programming
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  • The Last Holdout on Win95
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  • Idiot's Guide to Windows95
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  • Lunch, the HP Way
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  • Guide to Perverse Computing
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  • God as a Programmer
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  • Dr Seuss the Technical writer
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  • A Day in the Life of a SysAdmin
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  • Complete List of Win95 Error Messages
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  • You Might be an AOL Addict If...
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  • Bill Gates' Favorite Anti-Unix Jokes
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  • Microsoft HQ Moves to S. Georgia
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  • Hacker Tarot Cards
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  • MRML-Mind Reading Markup Language
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  • Politically Correct UNIX
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  • Problem Report Form
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  • SysAdmin Support Fees
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  • ten cmmdts
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  • Top 10 Ways Internet Could Get Worse
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  • Unix Command Fun
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  • Unix Shell Humor
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  • C Language Pranks
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  • Computer Knowledge
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  • Computer Terms
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  • Data Processing Definitions
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  • Fast Food the Unix Way
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  • Hacker Syndrome Paper
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  • Human DNA
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  • I'm A Luser
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  • Know Your Unix SysAdmin
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  • Mouse Balls
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  • Network Admin. Job Description
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  • Nine Types of Users
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  • Real computer Scientists
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  • Real Software Engineers
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  • Shoot Foot
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  • Become a Unix wizard
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  • Support Phone Call
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  • SysAdmin Interview Questions
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  • Tao of Programming
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  • Tehno Dweeb Test
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  • The Walkman Story
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  • The Apocrypha
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  • Unix Admin. Horror Stories
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  • Unix & C Are jokes
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  • Unix SysAdmin Job Notice
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  • Computer Horror Stories and Folklore
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  • "Taking Old Iron Home" Stories
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  • UNIX License Plate
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  • The Unix Hierarchy
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  • The C Hierarchy
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  • Alt.Sysadmin.recovery
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  • BOFH - The Bastard Operator From Hell
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  • The COMPLETE Jargon File
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  • NEW Issues of BOFH
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  • Operating Systems That Suck
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  • Evolution of Programmer, from H.S. to CEO
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  • 12 Step recovery from Windows95
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  • New Win95 Error List
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  • Win95 Undocumented Errors
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  • O/S Chicken Crossing Road
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  • man page candom
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  • Sysadmin "Favorite Things" Song
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  • Telnet Coffee Machine
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  • Top 10 computer/compiler list
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  • Various Microsoft Jokes
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  • Where Is Your Sysadmin
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  • Just Say No to Bill Gates gif
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  • Shaq Buys Bill Gates
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  • How to Program in C
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  • THE CREATION
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  • Typical Cybersex
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  • The Daemon Story
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  • Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
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  • Unix Customer Hotline
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  • How to Handle Junk Email
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  • Funny Compiler Messages
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  • Assembly Language Opcodes
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  • Complete Dan Quayle Quote Archive
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  • Cyber Bill Gates .jpg
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  • Bill Gates Exploding Head .gif
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  • Bill Gates/Satan Morph .gif
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  • Bill Gates Screwed .gif
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