Top Ten New Feature Of Windows 97
- 10. Properties dialog box now includes Boardwalk and Pennsylvania
Avenue.
- 9. Catchy "Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated" splash
screen.
- 8. Odor files.
- 7. New 18-Hour Control Panel by Playtex.
- 6. Point-and-click interface replaced by innovative hunt-and-peck
interface.
- 5. Free Tickle-Me-Bill-Gates doll with every purchase.
- 4. General Protection Fault demoted to Sergeant.
- 3. Start-up .wav file replaced with the "cha-ching" sound of a cash
register.
- 2. Didn't bother taking the Mac icon off the start-up screen this time.
- 1. Bill Gates Wealth-O-Meter spinning furiously on the Taskbar.
