Win95 Versus Jesus Christ

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?

Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:

        Jesus                                   Windows 95 


Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day now."

Is taking a lot longer to actually | Is taking a lot longer to arrive actually arrive.

Can walk on water. | Can crawl on a 486.

Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.| Will be used to judge Bill Gates.

Bible says, "In Him, all things are | Windows 95 doesn't even possible." run all possible Windows apps.

Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.

Born in a manger. | Resembles something found in a barn.

Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory protection.

Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows 3.1.

Jesus performed great works for | Windows 95 multitasking the multitudes performance barely works.

Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame.



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