Written by Eric L. Pederson <eric@winternet.com>
BOSSKILL(8) |
MAINTENANCE COMMANDS |
BOSSKILL(8) |
SIGHUP |
1 |
hangup. Forces bossname to re-read his/her job description and figure out that he/she knows squat about sysadmin work or life, in general. |
SIGINT |
2 |
interrupt. Prevents the bossname from interrupting the sysadmin for one hour. |
SIGQUIT |
3 |
quit. Causes the boss to quit his/her job with no explanation. |
SIGILL |
4 |
illegal instruction. Makes the boss believe the last instruction he/she gave was illegal, so he/she withdraws it. |
SIGTRAP |
5 |
trace trap. Display the exact location of the boss. |
SIGABRT |
6 |
abort. Makes the boss go home and try again tomorrow. |
SIGKILL |
9 |
kill. Game over. |
SIGBUS |
10 |
bus error. Boss's transportation fails on the way to work. |
SIGSEGV |
11 |
segmentation violation. Boss realizes he/she is trying to do something for which he/she is not quailified and stops. |
SIGSYS |
12 |
bad argument. Boss loses. |
SIGPIPE |
13 |
smoke pipe. Boss samples some green leafy substance and mellows out. |
SIGALRM |
14 |
alarm. Boss is startled and falls over. Best used when boss is walking next to his/her boss. |
SIGTERM |
15 |
termination signal. Boss is fired. |