She's a good girl, just got a modem
Wants Eudora, and AOL too
She's a good girl, but she#9;s clueless,
And her hardware's unsupported, too.
It's a long day, sittin' in 101
As the users stream in the door.
And he's a bad boy, cause he didn't make backups
Then his disk crashed--won't mount anymore.
Chorus:
And they're phone, phone callin'
Yeah, from home, phone callin'
From off campus, the users are freaking
'Cause the Ciscos have just crashed hard
And the bad boys all want more modems
While the good girls have Ethernet cards.
Repeat Chorus
I wanna glide down into the cluster
Hit The Button mounted on the wall
And I'll kick back, watch them all scatter,
Won't have to change toner at all.
Repeat Chorus & Fade
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