Luserville

By: Daniel Macks
Original: "Margaritaville" (Jimmy Buffett)

Slaving away again in old room 101
Fixing up some MacSLIP defaults
Some of them claim that there's a server to blame
But I know it's their own damn fault

The network's down? Oh well,
They'll live without Novell
Router just took a power hit
The users ask "what's wrong?"
"Will they fix it?", "How long?"
I laugh and tell them "tough shit."

I filed some NetProbs
Killed off some print jobs
User said the printer needed a ream
That user must be crazed
The printer has two trays
Can't he see it's printing full-steam

I started a diskbust
'Twas covered with dust,
Suntan lotion, syrup and glue
The B-tree was erased
Thesis gone...no trace.
About backups he hadn't a clue.

Last update: 19 April 1999
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